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Ack, I've already missed my scheduled thursday thirteen posts. I blame it on being sick. Here is this past thursday thirteen's post, today. 13 ways to get sick. 1. Never wash your hands. Even after going to the bathroom. 2. Ask people to sneeze on you where ever you go. If someone looks like they are getting ready to sneeze, quick run and stand in front of them. 3. Hang out at the hospital or if possible the local clinic and pick up guys or gals that come out the doors. Look for those with sniffles, coughs, runny noses, etc. 4. Go to a bar and offer tongue kisses in exchange for half-empty beer 5. Take a long naked leap into the dumpster outside your apartment complex. 6. Go ahead and pet that stray doggie with matted hair and open sores. 7. Always, always brush your teeth with other people's toothbrushes. 8. Hang out in large crowds. The larger the better. 9. Travel to foreign countries without getting all your shots. 10. Don't use condoms. Instead blow them up like balloons and pass out to strangers on the street. (This will have the added benefit of getting you beaten up.) 11. Make sure to eat all your food with your fingers, instead of utensils. 12. Mold is your friend. Love on it. 13. Eat poorly cooked foods, and make ample use of cross-contamination in the kitchen. Links to other Thursday Thirteens! 1. (leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!) |
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